Score: 6

"in the end"

submission: Splash Attack

date: April 27, 2008

in the end blues magikarp evelves into garydos and uses dragon breath on reds magikarp, therefore defeating him. And team rocket sucks blues balls

Score: 7

"jesus ownz"

submission: A Pokemon Battle Flash

date: April 27, 2008

jesus vs chuck norris-jesus ownz chuck noris

jesus vs buddha- jesus ownz buddha

jesus vs togepi- togepi ownz jesus

OwNaGe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Score: 1

"You expect me to give this game a good review"

submission: Aqua Slug

date: April 26, 2008

How dare you even so much as call this a Metal Slug game this is nothing like Metal Slug. This a complete bastardization of a wonderful game. For one, this game is way too easy, I find breathing more difficult than this. The animation is so poorly done I practically want to kill myself. And please don't even give me started about the horrible music and sound effects I mean really who wants to hear some babies crying. The storyline is about as imaginative as a piece of paper. As for the gameplay you pretty much ruined any hopes I had that this would be anything like the original Metal Slug game. Movement is so restricting I almost feel as though I'm on a moving treadmill. Please fellow citizens of Newgrounds, go and play the original Metal Slug and you will understand what I am talking about, you will realize exactly the rage I feel playing this game. This deserves to be thrown away with the rest of the trash. You can not, shall not, and will not even so much as think of this piece of crap as being related to Metal Slug. I just pray to every single religious figure out there that you do not try to parody any other classic arcade games.

Score: 7

"Nice to see a clasic storyline."

submission: Spidley and Spooch

date: April 26, 2008

Animation: Nicely drawn and the animation wasn't to bad. The graphics could also use some work. Could do with some better coloring. 6/10

Music/Sound: The sound work was rather automated it just seems as though you just took any sound and put it in there. The music was ok but it didn't stay on rythme. 5/10

Storyline: A nice 'back to basics' short. It is so nice to see something like this nowadays considering all this is about fighting and fart jokes and detailed storylines. Good to see something so classic. 8/10

Plus point: Good choice of characters the one guy reminds me a little of fonzie with his leather trench coat.

Score: 2

"OMG this sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Doodle Defender

date: April 26, 2008

The msic was horrible not to mention the movemant was confusing as fuck and drawing in partcular was shakey and the end result ended up being a god awful game. Way to go you really succeded in giving me cancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!

Score: 7

"$500 review"

submission: Burnt Face Man 3

date: April 26, 2008

It's like a regular review but it cost 3 times as much.

Score: 7

"hahahahahahahah"

submission: Burnt Face Man 2

date: April 26, 2008

OMFG RAISINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Score: 6

"wow"

submission: Burnt Face Man

date: April 26, 2008

I'm sorta wondering what even made you think of a superhero with a burnt face....are an insane people...my mommy says insane persons are made of marshmallows....HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARSHMALLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Score: 7

"nice art"

submission: Link's Prize

date: April 26, 2008

Wow you are a great awimator. No I did not mean animator I mean awimater. Awimater,noun:Someone who animates extremely awesome.
the sound was awesome as well.

Score: 9

"heheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA"

submission: Not-The-Final Fantasy XII

date: April 25, 2008

for some reason this movie makes me want to set abunny on fire and sell tickets to watch it burn.