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Animation: Quite well done. Nice animation but there is not much to be said for the special effects. 7/10
Music: Wondeful music choice. Nicely mixed and put the fitting touch on the netire flash. 9/10
Plot: No rating for this flash in the plot category.
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Animation: Near perfection. The artwork was something that of a god and the animation was unbelievable, one could hardly believe that this was made using using a flash program. Only thing that needs work is the frame by frame, the frames frames were to slow at certain parts. Wonderful jub on the animation none the less. 9/10
Music: I was picking my jaw up from the floor the very nanosecond the music started playing . I could hardly pay attention to anything else going on behind me due to this mega god of music. I must say that this has got to be one of the best music fits I have ever seen in a flash movie or even in a hollywood blockbuster for that matter. 10/10
Plot: Took me a while to not laugh at everything that was going on the addition of other newgrounds characters was like none other before. Not to mention Alien Hominid. Though I must say that really I kinda expected the plot evryones been doing the exact samething for Pico day 2008. One thing I did not expect was The ending. extremely hilarious. 9/10
Congrats: This Flash has earned Dearions Gold medal award
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"Crappy animation, Cut throat sound, dumb plot"
Animation: The main thing you failed at on here was the animation of pac-man. First off you forgot his eyes witch I dont know wether it was intentional or not but still rather fucked thiings up. Not to mention the horrible blood and gunfire effects. Evrything was animated as if they were made of cardboard. 4/10
Sound: Where do I begin? How about the fact that all gunfire sounds like you just took two trash lids and slammed them together. The music lasted for like 2 seconds then just cut off wich is nothing to be happy about I woulda prefered a loop of the berney song than this. 2/10
Story: The story was just completely wierd and nothing was staying on track. In the first scene I could tell that the entire thing was going to be completely ridiculous. In the second scene there was a bit of an understandability to it. But now we step into the third scene in witch you made a pitiful flop attempt at drama. You might wanna practice more before you go posting shit like this.3/10
Author's Response:
Uh yeah we know and we totally agree with you but like we said,it's our 1st try and we just thought we'd post it on NG to see what the people would say about it.It's just for testing purposes.
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Animation: Pretty decent, not the best stick animation I have ever seen, but still pretty good. Needs to be a bit faster paced. 6/10
Music/Sound: Loved the way you used the sound but I trully believe you could have made a better choice with your music doesn't all to well fit in with the perdiciment in the movie. 6/10
Plot: I'm starting to think people have pretty much started to give up on the idea of good storylines. This one in particular obviously had a little something behind it I'm having a bit of trouble trying to figure out the story. I can obviously tell that there is going to be a sequel to it maybe that one will clear up some of my questions. 4/10
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"horrible animation, no sound,overall complete crap"
Animation: Very lackluster. You merely used some pictures and put them on the body of some stick figures. There was no actual movement there was just sliding across the screen. Not to mention the horrible graphics, the tractor beam was about as well done as Bushs' last state of the union address. 4/10
Music/Sound: There was none. How do you expect people to enjoy your games if there is no sound or music? I'm not telling you this just to be a know-it-all, I'm just saying that for future reference good music and sound effects are key ingredients to a good game. 0/10
Gameplay: How do I put it simply. The accuracy, for one, was horrible Hillary and Bill only needed to be five feet from the tractor beam in order for bush to lose health. It wasn't even entertaining. There was hardly any thrill to it . It seems as though it was just a moving block being chased by two circles that was trying to pick up little dots. 2/10
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"Basic animation, Distracting music, Addictive game"
Animation: A basic square and circle type. I didn't really excpect much from a begginer so I wont really base it to harshly. 6/10
Music/Sound: The music had a nice beat to it but it made it hard to focus. The sound of the paddle was very quite you should try to turn the sound up.I turned my speakers (wich are very loud) all the way up and it was still to quite. My suggestion would be to make the paddle sounds louder than the music.5/10
Gameplay: Fun and addictive and I tried real hard to get a low scor, wich is a good thing. However the string moves a bit to fast. One more suggestion would be to add a two player game mode. 7/10
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"THE FINGERS ARE CURSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i luv salad fingers at first i was just another person but then i saw theses videos and now i am under salad fingers spell. all hail salad fingers.
ALL HAIL SALAD FINGERS!
ALL HAIL SALAD FINGERS!!
ALL HAIL SALAD FINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Holy shit this friggin' creeped me out!
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I'm going to go watch teletubies now to try to regain what little innocence is left in my fragile little 13-year old mind.
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I think I'm starting to understand saslad fingers a little better. I think im starting to have that feeling again...but what could it be?
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