Hello everybody as you may or may not know I have been banned from the bbs. I have like 20-something days left and I have decided that every day until my ban is lifted I will post a new porn picture. I will take request for porn. I will use a super special system(using a whole bunch of search engines) to find the best quelity porn. So go ahead enjoy and suggest.

Todays picture is of a Japanese teen girl showing us her nice cleavage. Sorry it's so small b ut trust me it's going to get better.

Alright!!! I have officially set my own personal record for ban length. That's right a 30 day ban from the bbs for posting a picture of my penis on the bbs.

Here is my penis.

This is my second and last one. From now on I'll be running a Top flash of the day ritual.

Platinum: The Composer, There She Is(series)

Gold: Ultimate flash Sonic, 2-The Story of Khale, Goth Lyfe(series), It's Over Nine-Thousand, Vending Machine Blues,

Silver:Alladin 3150, Naked With Apes, Bat out of hell, Grand Theft Awesome, Dragon Rider, sherry enema #2, Marcs Debut, Blockhead: Quick Shot 2, mingming 1

Bronze: In Memory of Elle, Loss of Community, Multiplayer Madness 2, Story of Edward Spencer, Sittin' at a bar, ps3crap, Extreme Burgers Happy 4th

Honorable Mentions: Fish School, Iron Man Parody, Spring Ball, NG chat, Awesome Gaiden,Kirby Samurai

Piles of Shit: Zones TV Clips, Hilldog vs Chainsaw, [KK] Topdog'sRighteous SF5,
Top Songs AudioPortalDemo, Po's Kung Fu Maze BETA, Moons Uncovered

I have created a new forum. This forum is more organized and less strict than the NG BBS. It's also meant to have more intelligent material than Newgrounds as well. Come here and enjoy it Letsbereal.

Here's the Prolouge for my novel. It will allow a bit of insight for those of you who have been questioning the book.

Hello my name is Chris Peterson a photographer for Google. I have sent this diary of mine from the future in hopes that the ancestors of my ex-employers will find this and hopefully realize their mistake. My plan is that upon reading these pages they shall right their wrong and alter time. I made some mistakes myself, mistakes that if I could I would go back and stop myself from making. I threw the world into chaos and without even knowing such would happen I killed billions of people. I know you must have many questions for me, questions about the future. I shall answer those questions and what I don't explain to you now will be explained as long as you keep reading. First you ought to know the time I am from, I am from the year 2134. I understand that you may be thinking that I come from a time of aliens and flying cars, but that is not so. Scientist accepted in 2045 that aliens didn't exist. As well flying cars turned out to be fuel guzzlers and with economic safety in mind we decided to abort production. But now is not the time for a history lesson so let me just explain one last thing. In your time Google is nothing but an online web browser meant for teenaged boys to look at porn and for fathers to search for Super Bowl tickets. But in the time I am in Google became a multi-trillion dollar industry and soon grew to great power. Not long after the end of the Iraq war in 2016 Google quickly acted and bought a huge stock of oil witch was very valuable at that time and made them extremely rich. After accumulating the proper amount of money and signing a deal with Toyota they quickly took over the automotive industry. From there they worked their way up and in no time owned practically everything including houses, stores, schools, you name it they own it. Now keep this in mind because it will help put together a few pieces of the puzzle in this journal. Now I'd suggest grabbing yourself a soda and some chips and sitting down in a nice comfortable chair because what you're about t read may leave you paralyzed.

I am proud to give the Platinum award to Jazza for his movie The Composer.

A masterpiece a true masterpiece. This is what classical music was made for I can't belive it. I have done 49 reviews and rated probably over a hundred movies and not once have I ever given a movie a perfect score. I guess even a tough critic such as I can be broken by such a wonderful creation.

About me:
I am the type of person who likes to sit back and think about things. I like conversation on political and economic issues. I really do think that the US is slowly but surely crumbling under its own stupidity and soon enough the rest of the world will go down with us. However I am not a stuck-up monicle wearing grandpa I still like listening to Linkin Park, Playing video games, even sitting down and plopping my favorite anime into the dvd player. I am also a New England Patriots fan.

Who I'd like to meet:
I am most interested in meeting people who oppose my opinions, I like to here what they have to say, I mean who knows I might end up learning something from them. I also like to spaek with fellow anime fans.

General Politics. Economy. Conversation. Football. Anime. Rock music

Music My favorite band is Linkin Park. I also like Korn, Finger Eleven, Papa Roach, Jonas brothers, etc...

Movies I mostly like action movies or comedies. My favorite movie to this day would have to be A Scanner Darkly.

Television I usually watch anime if not I like to watch stand-up comedians and watching speaches made my politicians. My favorite show is Naruto.

Books My favorite book of all time would have to be The Land. It's a great story about a young boy who lives in post civil war times and he struggles with his half Caucasian half African herritage(rather like me). As a boy he always got picked on for being white by the black children and being picked on for being black by the white children so he really didn't have many friends. One day he and his friend Mitchell run off to work as a carpenter leaving his daddys land. The book follows him through adulthood in his journey to own land like his daddy had. It is a very heart-touching book that I believe all readers young and old black or white should read.

Heroes My hero is comedian Dane Cook who has inspired me to do stand-up comedy.

David's Details

Status: Single
Here for: Networking, Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Kansas City,MO
Body type: Some extra baggage
Ethnicity: Other
Religion: Other
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Children: Someday
Occupation: Student/CEO of my own homemade business

David's Networking
Marketing - Advertising/PR - Consultant
CommercialIQ is an orinization dedicated to helping struggling businesses grow through advertisement.

David's Companies
Commercialiq
Gilbert, Az US
CEO
Idea management
4/12/08

I copied and pasted this from my

Myspace page

A bit late and only two recipients.

Gold: Anger of Animation series

Honorable mentions: Chronicles of Jason

I have started A system called the Dearion awards. I am A very strict reviewer so It is next to impossible to get a perfect score from me. Only the ultimate Flash movie/game will earn the title of Platinum Flash.

10-Platinum: None

9-Gold: N.G. Showdown-Not The Final Fantasy XII-Half Beard-Dont Wake Robby-Metal Gear Awesome 2

8-Silver: Sonic Shorts Volume 2-Dog Daze Of Boredom-Metal Gear Awesome

7-Bronze: Salad Fingers series-Sift Heads-Stick Arena(NG)-The Child That Smelt Odd-A Pokemon Battle Flash-Spidley and Spooch-Burnt Face Man Series-LInks Prize

This just from my picks so far. Next week all these will be taken from the list and a whole new set will be posted. Actually this Friday.

Expect to see a review of Snny pretty shortly, btw only games I review will be given an award.

Hey everyone Dearion here (or David if you please) to let you know about my new game demo. Now some of you don't know me yet but I worked with my brother back when he had a job at Ubisoft(he's in the automotive industry now) on the game Naruto Uzumaki Chronicles 2 where my brother suggested me on the storyboard team(i'm to young to be an official Ubisoft employee) where I came up with a few Ideas for the story (I came up with the idea for the puppets). This new game is my first so it may be a bit amateurish but it's basically a puzzler where you play as two people at once. One guy is moving regularly while the other is not (press left and he goes up-press down he goes left etc.) so it should be pretty fun. The demo is only a one-leveler just a taste of the whole game witch will be around 25-30 levels. There is a story behind it that is based of the novel I am currently writing.

P.S.-If anyone would be so kind as to tell me how to get my game to be .SWF format that would be nice.